Monthly Archives: April 2014

My Housing Situations As Sitcoms

She’s a recovering perfectionist going through an identity crisis and she’s a rugby playing biologist living In a filthy co-op full of exes and ex-crushes. Will they ever survive “Hippie House?” What happens when you take 4 20-something singles, 5 high-schoolers, two retired women and stick them in a house filled with gossip and only […]

Colorado Bucket List

I never understood the phrase “bucket list,” until I realized that it is a list of things you want to do before you “kick the bucket.” Yuck. This list has nothing to do with dying. It’s mostly a list of things that I’d like to do before I stop living in Colorado, which will happen […]

Pondering My Inevitable Decline

I’ve been thinking a lot about my inevitable decline this week. “You’re only 24 Janney, shut up!,” you’re probably thinking. But hear me out. It started on Monday when I noticed 3 forehead furrows. I have had bangs since I was about 18. Bangs hide a multitude of sins: freckles, a scar old enough to […]

Work

I’m turning into one of those people who talks about work all of the time. I didn’t really expect this to happen to me ever, much less this early in my life, but there you have it. It’s not like I have that many other things I can talk about. My cat? How much I […]